42 Things a woman does premenstrual
The menstruating woman is in an altered state of consciousness that allows you to dare to do things That after menstruation does not understand herself as encourage them. It's almost as if someone had done, and knows that if it were not for the hormonal change, never have dared to do something. Let's see how the reactions are typical of the incredible Hulk menstruating they animate everything just because they are in a week in which they happen to get rid of the endometrium ... and other things ...
1. Sent to the devil in a friendship of 20 years saying "I got fed up with your complaints, your rudeness and your demands."
2. They get a cop do not make them a fine for passing a red light just ask "Do you have any idea how bad day I is asking for a driver's license? "
3. He tells the professor at the University three months ago, two weeks, three days and twenty minutes that nobody understands absolutely nothing of which explains so terribly wrong.
4. Sell \u200b\u200bher fur coat to buy a high-powered bike.
5. Venda the motivation to buy a mansion of breeding chinchillas.
6. Asks his boss why the hell it is not their own coffee
7. Enroll in a skydiving course ... which is erased when you go menstruation.
8. You buy a black leather jacket studded skull-shaped back ... and worn.
9. It accelerates the car in a straight line to 200 km / h.
10. He takes off his shoes and enters the sea dressed in winter ....
11. Plans to put a sushi restaurant in the living room of his house.
12. Buy a kilo of ice cream and eat it alone while taking a bath.
13. He tells his sister that finally separated from her husband's unfortunate that she deserves better ... no guilt or remorse!.
14. Go running for exercise ... at 12 pm!.
15. Think about your little car selling family to buy a convertible coupe.
16. Adopt a puppy of 50 kilos.
17. Vacuuming the rhythm of rock music blaring
18. Find air travel prices to spend New Year one a cruise on the Nile
19. He tells the kids that if they raise their things from the floor, her tomorrow will live in a hotel and never again will see. And notice that no jokes, all things rise from the floor.
20. He begins to fry churros home and eats everyone.
21. Prepare hot chocolate, and drink half a jug.
22. The hair is dyed beet color.
23. You buy a pair of fuchsia silk.
24. She phones the neighbor to ask you to shut the damn dog.
25. Thrown into the street 500 old magazines ... they were the prized collection of her husband.
26. She gives her husband an ultimatum of two days to call a plumber to repair a faucet.
27. It gives an ultimatum to the neighbor that if it does not silence the dog, call the police.
28. Discuss with the cashier at the store because she does not return the 10 cents that they are hers.
29. Clean the floors in the living room to buckets of hot water with cleaner floors and half a bottle of Chanel No. 5
30. Change all the furniture around to the point that nobody recognizes the house.
31. Check all the cupboards as a junkie. Looking for anything that looks like chocolate mediabnamnete.
32. Steals a Cuban cigar to smoke husband and I d before the children arrive at school.
33. Does not do what they ask but what he thinks best.
34. The devil sends the old woman who intentionally collides with car in supermarket.
35. He tells a friend what he thinks. And the friend is not afraid to feel hurt.
36. If you notice husband does not listen, he says that he will not tell you more in three days, and it does.
37. Incredibly, he manages to scream, mourn, speak and paste screaming simultaneously.
38. You can also laugh and mourn at the same time.
39. He wakes up at six o'clock to make fifteen pizzas to keep in the freezer.
40. Herself empty the garage and the attic in two hours, leaving a stack of three cubic meters of lumber in the street, without regrets or sentimentality for the sentimental value of the peg of the grandmother. When menstruation is regrets not having sold over the Internet.
41. Get their children go to school on time enlivening of death. And at least they have not been sold before the Internet.
42. Give the dog because I really got tired of being the only care provider. This has no regrets.
The menstruating woman is in an altered state of consciousness that allows you to dare to do things That after menstruation does not understand herself as encourage them. It's almost as if someone had done, and knows that if it were not for the hormonal change, never have dared to do something. Let's see how the reactions are typical of the incredible Hulk menstruating they animate everything just because they are in a week in which they happen to get rid of the endometrium ... and other things ...
1. Sent to the devil in a friendship of 20 years saying "I got fed up with your complaints, your rudeness and your demands."
2. They get a cop do not make them a fine for passing a red light just ask "Do you have any idea how bad day I is asking for a driver's license? "
3. He tells the professor at the University three months ago, two weeks, three days and twenty minutes that nobody understands absolutely nothing of which explains so terribly wrong.
4. Sell \u200b\u200bher fur coat to buy a high-powered bike.
5. Venda the motivation to buy a mansion of breeding chinchillas.
6. Asks his boss why the hell it is not their own coffee
7. Enroll in a skydiving course ... which is erased when you go menstruation.
8. You buy a black leather jacket studded skull-shaped back ... and worn.
9. It accelerates the car in a straight line to 200 km / h.
10. He takes off his shoes and enters the sea dressed in winter ....
11. Plans to put a sushi restaurant in the living room of his house.
12. Buy a kilo of ice cream and eat it alone while taking a bath.
13. He tells his sister that finally separated from her husband's unfortunate that she deserves better ... no guilt or remorse!.
14. Go running for exercise ... at 12 pm!.
15. Think about your little car selling family to buy a convertible coupe.
16. Adopt a puppy of 50 kilos.
17. Vacuuming the rhythm of rock music blaring
18. Find air travel prices to spend New Year one a cruise on the Nile
19. He tells the kids that if they raise their things from the floor, her tomorrow will live in a hotel and never again will see. And notice that no jokes, all things rise from the floor.
20. He begins to fry churros home and eats everyone.
21. Prepare hot chocolate, and drink half a jug.
22. The hair is dyed beet color.
23. You buy a pair of fuchsia silk.
24. She phones the neighbor to ask you to shut the damn dog.
25. Thrown into the street 500 old magazines ... they were the prized collection of her husband.
26. She gives her husband an ultimatum of two days to call a plumber to repair a faucet.
27. It gives an ultimatum to the neighbor that if it does not silence the dog, call the police.
28. Discuss with the cashier at the store because she does not return the 10 cents that they are hers.
29. Clean the floors in the living room to buckets of hot water with cleaner floors and half a bottle of Chanel No. 5
30. Change all the furniture around to the point that nobody recognizes the house.
31. Check all the cupboards as a junkie. Looking for anything that looks like chocolate mediabnamnete.
32. Steals a Cuban cigar to smoke husband and I d before the children arrive at school.
33. Does not do what they ask but what he thinks best.
34. The devil sends the old woman who intentionally collides with car in supermarket.
35. He tells a friend what he thinks. And the friend is not afraid to feel hurt.
36. If you notice husband does not listen, he says that he will not tell you more in three days, and it does.
37. Incredibly, he manages to scream, mourn, speak and paste screaming simultaneously.
38. You can also laugh and mourn at the same time.
39. He wakes up at six o'clock to make fifteen pizzas to keep in the freezer.
40. Herself empty the garage and the attic in two hours, leaving a stack of three cubic meters of lumber in the street, without regrets or sentimentality for the sentimental value of the peg of the grandmother. When menstruation is regrets not having sold over the Internet.
41. Get their children go to school on time enlivening of death. And at least they have not been sold before the Internet.
42. Give the dog because I really got tired of being the only care provider. This has no regrets.
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