oldest myths Your grandmother, your friend or neighbor
you say "You can not wash your head or cut you menstruation.
"You can not take aspirin.
"You can not make things cold.
"You must not touch the plants or may be damaged.
"You should not prepare mayonnaise by the risk of being cut.
"You should not dye your hair.
"You must not go to the dentist, because you can more or sangrarte
Being hurt even more - you should not exercise
violent "You must not ride a horse
" You must not skiing or skating.
"You should not make permanent because you do not take well.
"You must not have sex
Do you realize what is the message?
is the command "Thou shalt not", which forbids you to do whatever the hell you want
And though all know that these myths are one big stupid and do not believe a word of any of this, and you've proven you can make them all ( until you can skate on beating a horse mayonnaise), if you still doubt. Who wants to live a week that bans around you?
Which of these myths are true and which are false?
menstruating woman ruined crops.
A menstruating woman makes your dog to have puppies early.
A menstruating woman makes you click the wheel of the car. A menstruating woman short
mayonnaise.
A menstruating woman makes the coffee gives you heartburn.
Wine menstruating woman touches becomes vinegar.
A menstruating woman does not get tickets for the game of football.
menstruating woman does you're late to the movies.
A menstruating woman do that you can not brown evenly.
mirrors a menstruating woman looking fog.
A menstruating woman sends rain on the day you washed the car. .
A menstruating woman drives up inflation.
A menstruating woman loses the keys and spend all the credit card in Manolo Blahnik shoes
Bread touching a menstruating woman grows fatter than she does not touch.
makes a menstruating woman can not find your blue socks.
A menstruating woman does that men face when shaving cut.
menstruating woman causes your mother come over and do not go further.
A menstruating woman stain the bottom sheet.
A menstruating woman attracts vampires.
A menstruating woman makes the tune of television is standing on a program with Jorge Hané Call now selling Reduce Fast Fast.
A menstruating woman makes it impossible to get tickets to see Madonna's show.
A menstruating woman causes you to burn your fingers if you pull the handle from oven without
A menstruating woman is impsible haceque restore broken into Chinese lantern you sold it three hours ago
A menstruating woman takes away your reservations for French fries half an hour.
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